Think about it.
And when you realize this post made no sense, and was 'gay' 'stupid' 'fail' 'doing it wrong!'
Congratulations, go tell your mom.
Why bathrooms are habitually decorated in a FOREST or beach theme?
We're a civilization that has evolved well enough to use indoor plumbing, are we not? [
Don't ask the homeless]
Where on that fast track to proud man-dominating-nature process, did we decide that...
Taking a piss or shit, in an outdoor setting was socially liked?
I just don't get it. . .
I don't know about you but I'm not a big fan of being stared at by woodsy creatures or thinking about sand in my ass crack while I'm in the bathroom.
I get that the themes are 'calming' to some. . .
But to me, I hate it when I feel like I just stepped down the evolutionary staircase when I go to the bathroom at my local beach or nature trail
While still being in the comforts of my own home.
Yeah, my upstairs bathroom is a forest theme, and my downstairs bathroom looks like Cape Hatteras went through mitosis and threw up in it at the same time.