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Tales of a Pre-Spring Balloon.
Sometimes I wonder.

Why bathrooms are habitually decorated in a FOREST or beach theme?

We're a civilization that has evolved well enough to use indoor plumbing, are we not? [Don't ask the homeless]

Where on that fast track to proud man-dominating-nature process, did we decide that...


Taking a piss or shit, in an outdoor setting was socially liked?

I just don't get it. . .


I don't know about you but I'm not a big fan of being stared at by woodsy creatures or thinking about sand in my ass crack while I'm in the bathroom.

I get that the themes are 'calming'
to some. . .

But to me, I hate it when I feel like I just stepped down the evolutionary staircase when I go to the bathroom at my local beach or nature trail
While still being in the comforts of my own home.

Yeah, my upstairs bathroom is a forest theme, and my downstairs bathroom looks like Cape Hatteras went through mitosis and threw up in it at the same time.

__x Rachel



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